Even the Special Olympics have Tryouts

Not everyone in this world is going to accomplish great things, but you have to at least try. That's what I respect about this group. They attempted to overcome all obstacles in pursuit of their dreams. At some point while planning this caper someone said, "maybe a guy with arms should drive this car." NO! "You get to feel that rush of robbing a bank! Let the man with no arms feel his adrenaline pump as he try's to shift gears with the cops hot on our tail!"

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But Does She Put Out?

After an expensive dinner date most people would expect to get laid. Thats right, Sarah Palin is on the auction block. Currently at $38,666 with over 7 days left to go I have a feeling that this dinner is going to add up really quick. Does she have to give it up for all 5 guest or just the one footing the bill?

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If only Baby Jessica had facebook

Two girls aged 10 and 12 got caught in a drainage well in Adelaide Australia. Luckily they were equipped with cellphones and reception so they could call the rescue squad. Unfortunately for them they're idiots and just decided to update their status on facebook. "OMG, totally in this well"

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